See, I put up a post yesterday and there’s already another one today. You guys can see that I’m trying, abi? Prayer department of Being Itoro, I see you. Keep it up!
So yesterday, there was this post on Facebook that spiked interesting comments. Poster asked guys for the worst excuse a girl had given for cancelling a date. Brothers came with different stories, many of which were quite ridiculous. Guys have suffered sha! I commented on that post and my comment brought a whole new gist altogether. That gist is the reason for this post. Brother, if a single girl agrees to go out with you, only to cancel at the last minute using some flimsy excuse, this may be the real reason:
Wait for it.
Many girls like their house too much.
Yes o. This is not a joke. Yesterday was proof that I’m not the only one who feels wronged when I have to put on clothes and go anywhere.
Sometimes it’s not our fault. Times like these:
- Our favourite TV show could be airing that very minute. You know how your mum behaves when your dad decides to watch news during Zee World time (your mum doesn’t watch Zee World? Be grateful!). It’s the same for some of us.
- Bra has been “offed” for the day: for some girls when they take off their bras after a hectic day, that’s it. The thought of putting it on again can be depressing. So your prospective date looks at the bra, looks at her phone, looks at the bra again and finally sends you a ping saying that two rats are fighting outside her window and she’s the referee. It’s a crazy world, bro.
- When Sleep Takes Over: never underestimate the power of sleep. A girl can be very nice to you until you call her while she’s sleeping. Even if she’s taking an afternoon nap. We don’t blame you, bro. How could you have known that by just calling at the wrong time, you’ll be branded the Armageddon?
- No Clothes/bad hair days: she may have decided not to dress up on that particular day, most likely a weekend. You can’t win over nudity, bro. Or, she may have just taken down her weave or braids and her head looks like a bird’s nest. A bad hair day is the day she sits down to ponder uon her life while thinking of what to do upon her head. Good luck with your “I like you as you are” speech. Ko le werk!
But all these aside, she’s probably not that into you. Despair not. Behold, thy babe cometh!